This is like the easiest game of spot the couple ever. I’m Zayn.
They’re just in their own little world sniffing and eating the pie. Are they aware they’ve got an interview going on?
And then Louis comments that it’s terrible for your breath. Why you so concerned, pal???
Harry offers him a bite :( SO CONSIDERATE :(
And then they do that thing where they can’t not touch each other for 2 freaking seconds so they nudge their legs up against each other. I feel like I shouldn’t even be watching. Everyone should just leave the room and give them some time to themselves. I think they need it.
Domestic in every sense of the word. And this is why we don’t get interviews anymore. Because it’s impossible for the boyfriends to not act like they’re married.
I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime, and I’m just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don’t like seeing slide shows of guys I’ve apparently dated. I don’t like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. I don’t like it when headlines read ‘Careful, Bro, She’ll Write a Song About You,’ because it trivializes my work. And most of all, I don’t like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start. And so, I just don’t date.